This stuff’ll do you good…

LaCroix 100% Natural Sparkling Water

Everything tastes better out of a can, but La Croix Peach-Pear Flavored Carbonated Water really hits the spot. I like to treat myself after cleaning up cat vomit.

Demand it from your local grocer. I don't recommend the Coconut, however. Tastes like refrigerated sun tan lotion.

Coming soon: My interview with the legendary Uncle Fester.

memento mori

3 thoughts on “This stuff’ll do you good…

  1. Purchasing water just seems strange to me. You can pretty much get it for free anywhere. I also mostly stopped buying soda after I read an interview on reddit with a fast food exec who talked about how high a profit margin they get. I want to be the subsidized, not the subsidizer. Theoretically I should still my consumer surplus at whatever inflated price it is, but the Scottish in me loves being cheap more than nearly anything.
    I think the worst thing about coconut is the texture of the strands. Though even the taste by itself isn’t that great.

  2. When it comes to non-carbonated bottled water, I’ll take it from the tap any day. But this stuff tickles my buds.
    Whatever happened to water fountains, anyway? Seems like they used to be everywhere.

  3. Whatever happened to water fountains, anyway? Seems like they used to be everywhere.
    I KNOW!!! It is a major infrastructure gap when it comes to long-distance running in cities. I blame it for the entire obesity epidemic.

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